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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Have A Complete Set Of Salad Bowls And They All Say Kool Whip On The Side, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.