If You Don't Have Anything Good To

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.

There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove A Toothpick For Wedding Pictures.