People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.