You Know You're Old When Your Walker

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.