You Know You're Old When Your Walker

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.