List of Andy Milonakis Quotes

Mf Doom Is Like So Out-of-the-box And Just Crazy…

I'm Going To Write A Whole Pilot And See If Anyone's Interested, And If Not Then I'll Just Live Out The Tortured Life Instead Of Showing It On Tv.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.

I'm A Really Huge Fan Of Papaya Juice.

I Want To Put Some Effort Into A Bunch Of Different Types Of Videos. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Do 'man On The Street' Messing With People, I Don't Think I'm Gonna Do Over-the-top Wacky Comedy.

There’s Little Kids On Trains Coming Up To Me, Singing My Theme Song, And They Can Barely Walk.

There’s Not A Lot Of Music Videos That Are Totally, Totally Disturbing.

I’m Going To Do A Lot Of Weird Stuff That’s Not Going To Be Like Me Prancing Around Like An Insane 12-year-old. I Showed Everybody That Side Of Me And I Think It’s Time To Do Different Stuff, Even When It Comes Down To The Type Of Humor. I Want To Do Some Drier, Weirder Stuff.

I'’ve Been A Hip-hop Head Forever. So When It Turned Out That We Were Gonna Start Getting Celebrity Guests For Every Show, I Wanted Rap Guys From The Get-go.

I Think The Fans Of The Old-school Internet Shorts Were A Little Bit Older Just Because It Was Racier Material.

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want

Big L Is My Favorite Rapper Of All Time. He Got Killed Quite A Few Years Ago Now But I Think He's Amazing And He Kind Of Inspires Me Like His Style Inspires Me. I Don't Think There's Been Anyone Better Since. I Mean, Biggie Smalls Is Definitely On The Top Of The List But Big L Is Like The Underdog, I Like To Give Him The Edge.