Old Age Is When The Liver Spots

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.