By Far The Most Common Craving Of

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.