You Always Pass Failure On The Way

I Buy Women Shoes And They Use Them To Walk Away From Me.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

To Those Seniors, And Especially Elderly Veterans Like Myself, I Want To Tell You This: You Are Not Alone, And You Having Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. If Elder Abuse Happened To Me, It Can Happen To Anyone. I Want You To Know That You Deserve Better.

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!