I Buy Women Shoes And They Use

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.