My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It

I Just Want To Be A Professional. I Couldn't Live Without Acting.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

I Keep Going Because If You Stop, You Stop. Why Retire? Inspire.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'