Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

I Went Freelance In 1996 And My Children Are Now Teenagers And It Seemed Right.

I'm Worried About Looking Like A Bad Person When, In Fact, I Try To Be A Good Person. I Don't Like The Public Image That I've Been Dressed With And It Worries Me.

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.