List Of Ham Quotes

The Goal Of Higher Education Should Be To Champion The Airing Of All Honest Viewpoints. Nothing Less Is Acceptable.

Personally, I Believe A Rocking Hammock, A Good Cigar, And A Tall Gin-and-tonic Is The Way To Save The Planet.

You Can't Shame Or Humiliate Modern Celebrities. What Used To Be Called Shame And Humiliation Is Now Called Publicity.

If Aliens Came Down And Challenged Us To A Battle Of The Bands To Decide The Fate Of Planet Earth, I Would Feel Very Confident Putting Early Van Halen Forward As Our Champion.

Shame Is One Of The Greatest Aphrodisiacs In The World, Anyway, Built Into Religion.

Every Champion Has Discovered That Pain Is Seasonal. It Will Pass... Don't Be Discouraged By It. A New Day Is About To Dawn In Your Life!

A Successful Life Is Expensive; It Will Cost You Something To Become A Champion.

Music Always Stimulates My Imagination. When I'm Writing I Usually Have Some Baroque Music On Low In The Background Chamber Music By Bach, Telemann, And The Like.

The Censorious Said She Slept In A Hammock And Understood Yeats's Poems, But Her Family Denied Both Stories.

You Cannot Let Your Parents Anywhere Near Your Real Humiliations.

The Pentagon Isn't A Place That Champions Individuality And Innovation.

It Is Better To Live Alone, There Is No Companionship With A Fool.