When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies... A Man's Lie Is, "i'm At Tony House, I Was At Kenny House!" A Woman Lie Is Like, "it's Your Baby!"

Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

If A Woman Tells You She's Twenty And Looks Sixteen, She's Twelve. If She Tells You She's Twenty-six And Looks Twenty-six, She's Damn Near Fourty.