Now That I Have Children, I Realize

Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That Where Once You Get Really Big At It, People Kind Of Encourage You Not To Do It.

School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And Stolen By The White Man.

People Want What They Want. And I Guess That Is A Reason We Have This Big Credit Card Problem And A Lot Of These Foreclosures.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

There's Not One Reference In That Thing That Doesn't Play. People Deal With Emotions In Music All The Time, But Comedians Are Always Talking About What They See. But We Seldom Talk About What We Feel.