I'll Go With The Guy With One

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.