I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

Stop The Violence! Can't We All Just Get Along?

Karaoke Isn't Fair When You're A Comedian. The Whole Idea Is To Get People Laughing And Enjoying Themselves, And I'm A Professional Funny Guy.

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.