When I Was A Kid I Got

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.