A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.