We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.

The Great Pyramid Is Overrated. It's A Bad Design. The Lounge Is Going To Be Huge, But The Bedroom Is Going To Be Tiny.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.