If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

I Was Impressed By The Taj Mahal. A Good Bit Of Work, Well Looked After, Worth Paying Money To See.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

To Me, A Cat Is An Easy Pet, They Don't Need Any Spoiling Or Looking After.