The Great Pyramid Is Overrated. It's A

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

There Is No Need For Ants To Have The Ability To Fly

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.