If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob

To Me, A Cat Is An Easy Pet, They Don't Need Any Spoiling Or Looking After.

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.

I'm A Bit Rubbish At Knowing When Something Is Good. But If It Goes Out And I Can Say, "i Wasn't As Bad As I Thought I Would Be", Then I'll Be Happy. Until Then, I'll Be Thinking, "i Shouldn't Be Here!"