To Me, Viagra Is The Same As

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

I Remember I Was So Depressed I Was Going To Jump Out A Window On The Tenth Floor; They Sent A Priest Up To Talk To Me And He Said, ' On Your Mark...'

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.