My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!