List Of Grandpa Quotes

My Grandpa Always Said Asking A Question Is Embarrassing For A Moment, But Not Asking Is Embarrassing For A Lifetime.

I Phoned My Grandparents And My Grandfather Said 'we Saw Your Movie.' 'which One?' I Said. He Shouted 'betty, What Was The Name Of That Movie I Didn't Like?

My Father Grew Up In Brooklyn, N.y., With My Grandparents. In Norwegian My Name Is Pronounced 'yoo' But My Father Used To Call Me 'joe.'

I Started Learning My Lessons In Abbot Texas, Where I Was Born In 1933. My Sister Bobbie And I Were Raised By Our Grandparents [...] We Never Had Enough Money, And Bobbie And I Started Working At An Early Age To Help The Family Get By. That Hard Work Included Picking Cotton. [...] Picking Cotton Is Hard And Painful Work, And The Most Lasting Lesson I Learned In The Fields Was That I Didn't Want To Spend My Life Picking Cotton.

When I Was 13 And 14, There Were A Lot Of Jokes About My Bar Mitzvah And My Grandparents, And Then When I Got Older, It Became More About Touching Boobs And Trying To Get Liquor, You Know? I Kind Of Ran The Gamut Of Infantile Behavior... And I Haven't Moved One Step Forward Since.

Two Of My Grandparents Died In A Car Crash. Sucks, 'cause They Would Have Lived To A Hundred.

So Now I'm Rollin' Down Rodeo Wit A Shotgun, These People Ain't Seen A Brown Skin Man, Since Their Grandparents Bought One

I Have Such Respect For People Who Do Non-fiction Casting After Settling On The Grandparents We Got For This. It Is Really Hard To Find People Who Are Not Fame-whores. We're Lucky These People Actually Wanted To Spend Their Time Doing This. All Of Them Would Have Much Rather Been Cooking Without The Cameras, Being With Their Families. That's Why They're Great Characters.

My Grandpa Was A Preacher.

All My Momma's People Were Very Musical. My Grandpa, Who Was The Pentecostal Minister, He Was A Great Musician. He Played The Fiddle, He Played The Piano.

We Did All The Standard Camp Numbers: "down By The Aegean," "i Am My Own Great-great-great-great Grandpa," "this Land Is Minos's Land.

My Parents Are Irish, My Grandparents Are Irish, My Great-grandparents Are Irish. I Was Born In England; My Blood Is Irish.