There Aren't Many Pratfalls In Comedy Anymore.

I'm Not Quite As Much Of A Curmudgeon Being Old. I'm Not Cantankerous. But Otherwise, I'm About The Same.

I Wrote A Little Autobiography About How Luck Has To Do With Everything. It's Called "my Lucky Life In And Out Of Show Business." A Publisher Came To Me And Said Write A Book So I Did. I Wanted To Call It "everybody Else Has Got A Book."

I Loved To Fall Down.

Somebody Asked What I Wanted On My Gravestone. I'm Just Going To Put: 'glad I Could Help.'

I Was A 'laurel And Hardy' Nut. I Got To Know Laurel At The End Of His Life, And It Was A Great Thrill For Me. He Left Me His Bow Tie And Derby And Told Me That If They Ever Made A Movie About Him, He'd Want Me To Play Him.