I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.