Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.