The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

I'd Like To Take Some Calculus, Too. I Have Absolutely No Ability In That Direction And Not Much Interest, Either, But There's Something Going On In Mathematics That I Don't Understand, And I'd Like To Find Out What It Is.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Finding The Tool Is Often Half The Battle.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.