Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

All Men Are Not Created Equal But Should Be Treated As Though They Were Under The Law.

Numbers Are The Most Certain Things We Have.

I've Done A Lot Of Complaining Here, But Of All The Things I've Complained About, I Can't Complain About My Life.

The World Must Be Filled With Unsuccessful Musical Careers Like Mine, And It's Probably A Good Thing. We Don't Need A Lot Of Bad Musicians Filling The Air With Unnecessary Sounds. Some Of The Professionals Are Bad Enough.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.