My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And

There's Nothing People Like Better Than Being Asked An Easy Question. For Some Reason, We're Flattered When A Stranger Asks Us Where Maple Street Is In Our Hometown And We Can Tell Him.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

It Is Possible To Be Dumb And Be A College President.

Let's Make A Statement To The Airlines Just To Get Their Attention. We'll Pick A Week Next Year And We'll All Agree Not To Go Anywhere For Seven Days.