Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!