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When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.