Oh, When I Was A Kid In

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.