Some Comics Don't Like It When People

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.

I Have Always Been Told That I Was A Funny, Entertaining Person And Have Always Been Told To Give Comedy A Try.

Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People That Are Still Relevant, And That Everyone Knows. Red Skelton Impressions Are A Little Outdated.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.