I Want To Get So Famous That

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

Anyone Who's Seen My Specials Knows I Don't Put Out The Same Stuff Twice.

I Started Riding The Whole 'fluffy' Train, And It's A Cute Word And Socially A Lot More Acceptable Than Someone Saying Is Fat Or Obese. If You Call A Girl 'fat,' Yo, She'll Raise Hell, But If You Say, 'aw Girl, Look At You, You're Fluffy,' There's Almost A Sexy Appeal To It.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.