I Want To Get So Famous That

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.

If You Google The Word "fluffy," I'm The First Thing That Pops Up. It's Me, Dogs And Rabbits.

I'm Always Ready For Tv. I Don't Have To Edit My Jokes - When You Work Clean, You Can Work Anywhere.

You Wonder Why I Only Talk About My Personal Life. But That's All I've Ever Done.

I'm All About Showing People That I'm A Little Messed Up, I Have A Lot Of The Same Problems You Have. By Exposing Myself And Putting Myself Out There, People Can Relate To Me And My Act Won't Grow Stale. I Mean, Nobody Wants To Hear A Comedian Say, 'life Is Great.'