Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

By Putting Myself Out There The Way I've Been Doing People See Me As A Real Person. Even Though I Do Character Voices And Funny Noises The Stories Are Still Real And I Put Them All Out There.

I Learned Early On, Stay Away From Politics, Stay Away From Religion And Don't Talk About Sports. Those Three Right There Will Get You In Trouble.

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.