One Time My Mom Tried To Ground

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.