I Skate All The Time, But It's

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.