Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

I Don't Like Paris So Much.

Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

I'm A Regular At A Hospital In Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital In Media, Pennsylvania.