When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.