Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.