Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.