Comedy - And I Say This With

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.