No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive,

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.