When I Was A Kid And We

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.