No Matter How Much You Screw Up

I'm A Sex Addict. It's My Cross To Bear. It's A Real Disease With Doctors And Medicine And Everything!

When I Was A Kid, 'land Of The Lost' Was My Favorite Show, Just Because It Was - In The Landscape Of Saturday Morning Cartoons - It Was So Unique. It Was A Live-action Show And Kids Were In It, These Creatures, These Sleestaks And Dinosaurs. Every Week Was A Different Adventure. I Couldn't Wait. I Loved It So Much.

I'm A Progressive. Much In The Same Way Our Founding Fathers - Who, Oddly Enough, Wouldn't Get Elected Today - Were Progressives.

I've Not Been Able To Avoid Periods Of Time Where I Felt Super-lonely. Luckily, I Have A Side That Is Able To Always See The Glass As Half-full.

It Doesn't Really Exist, This Frat Pack. We Run Into Each Other On Occasions And We All Like Each Other's Films, I Guess, But There Isn't Some Big Funny Restaurant Or Bar Where We All Hang Out. At Least, If There Is, They Haven't Invited Me.