I'm A Sex Addict. It's My Cross

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

But For Fatherhood Advice, Try To Look Your Child In The Eye.... Get To Know Their Name; That Becomes Important When You Want Something. And Remember To Feed Them. That's About All You Need.

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work