List Of Able Quotes

The City Is Not A Machine. It Is A Living Organism. It Grows Organically Over Time, And Planning Needs To Respect That.

Comedy Is About Finding The Relatable Moments In Life And Making Them Funny.

Control Is An Illusion. You Will Never Be Able To Control Anything, Any Situation, Or Anyone Without Consent. So In Actuality There Is No Control, There Is Only Consent!

Hubris Is One Of The Great Renewable Resources.

If I Bring Anything To The Table, It's The Fact That Not Everybody Realizes They're Funny. So I Just Point A Finger.

People Shouldn't Be Treated Like Objects. They Aren't That Valuable.

Fashionably Amusing Table Manners Are A Matter Of Breaking The Right Rule At The Right Time.

The Only Really Good Vegetable Is Tabasco Sauce. Put Tabasco Sauce In Everything. Tabasco Sauce Is To Bachelor Cooking What Forgiveness Is To Sin. The Next Best Vegetable Is The Jalapeno Pepper. It Has The Virtue Of Turning Salads Into Practical Jokes.

Vegetables Are Something God Invented To Let Women Get Even With Their Children.

There Are A Lot Of People Who Must Have The Table Laid In The Usual Fashion Or They Will Not Enjoy The Dinner.

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.

And If I Had A Preference, It Would Be To Be Able To Not Be In The Studio Until 4 In The Morning.