My Wife And I Keep Fighting About

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.