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When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

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I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!